Assorted pun stuff

I have been compiling a couple of pun-based lists. i want to put them down on e-paper so that I can throw those scraps of tissue out.

First list:

Large Amounts

Cotillion -- a lot in the south
Brazillian -- a lot with an accent
Godzillions -- a lot of monsters
Vermillion -- the number of words which qualifies as purple prose
Killian -- a lot of beer


Second list:

Sand-niches

A kosher deli sandwich -- Hero Israel
A sandwich made with strips of meat, but with no dressing -- Bump and Grinder
Homer's Open Faced Club Sandwich -- Sub Par
From the city of sisterly love -- The Feminine Cheesesteak