I thought of a scenario which (IMHO) is very funny, but there are 2 versions, and each one works the humor slightly differently.
The situation is in the end zone right after a player has just scored a touchdown, while playing away from home. He and his teammates are dancing in the endzone and there are boos rainging down on him from the home-town fans. Among the yelling, one voice, especially louds keeps yelling "Hey Jew! Hey Jew!"
The other players hear it and serious up, but quick. The player who made the TD walks over as the crowd quiets down and he confronts the guy who yelled. This guy has no shirt on and is 280 pounds of solid blob. He is covered in body paint and is wearing a ridiculous, themed helmet.
The player closes in on him and stares him down.
"Yeah, I'm Jewish. So what?" he challenges the guy.
The fan pauses and nods his head quickly towards the inner recesses of the stands and then says, "mincha? We have a chiyuv and need a 10th."
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Same joke but the guy doing the yelling just says "Kike!" over and over.
also, the punch line might be better as just "mincha?" and nothing else.
opinions?
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