a movie review

This is being dictated into my phone and I don't know how to do punctuation and back spaces and things like that so there's a lot of not that here. 

I sat down to watch karate Kid Legends this evening simply because it existed and I thought it was probably a good idea for me to have some idea of what's going on in the world. The movie what there was of it did not fail to disappoint to fail or vice versa I'm not sure which. the writers took the inherently complicated story which haunts the Karate Kid universe and stripped it down so that there were no confusing subplots or complicated, well, plots. It boiled down to two young men punching each other to the delight of the irresponsible quasi adults that are the hallmark of the millennial identity.

I made that last part up. Did that sound reasonable to you?

Anyway the movie is relatively short somewhat harmless and it has a few good cameos and it's also got some really horrible acting a lot of punching and foreshadowing and all the other things that make for a movie so this certainly qualifies as such the end.