In my continuing effort to quantify and track my life I have come to a conclusion about what it means to get older.
It means the various holes in your body start malfunctioning. Age is hole-based.
As I age, my nose has begun to run constantly. Nostrils -- holes.
hair, waxy buildup and failing hearing. Ears -- holes.
Vision worsening. Eyes -- holes.
I find that as I speak, more spittle comes flying out. Mouth -- hole
We shan't travel any further south but trust you, me, I'm getting older everywhere.
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