Wednesday, December 4, 2024

Failed NFL Double Entendres

I caught a few minutes of a football game recently and it struck me that many of the sentences made by the commentators could be misunderstood in a less wholesome way. The thing is, unlike other wink-wink kinds of entendres, the ones from the football game were completely weird and didn't work. Here are some of the ones I heard. You can decide if they work -- I vote "no."


1. I'll show you some movement on the line

2. Feels Pressure! Got Hit! Ended up flat on his back under a pile!

3. The Cowboys have a bi-week coming up

4. He's a little pass-heavy

5. something something something ball security


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