Saturday, October 20, 2012

Remember me

What do I want to be known for? Well, I think, everything, but that may be a bit out of reach. I was thinking today what I'd like named after me when I shuffle off this mortal coil and I have made a top 10 list. Please feel free to begin the proceedings. While I don't expect to die in the next 150 or so years, it is wise to have a process underway so no time is lost.

1. A chair
2. A scholarship
3. A building (with chairs in it)
4. A disease
5. A celestial object
6. A species
7. An element
8. A sports trophy
9. A recipe
10. A hat

I understand the drive to require people make donations to get on this list, or make some contribution to society in order to qualify but I would like to side step those conventions.

If you can think of anything else that should be named after me, please comment and tell me how great I am.


  1. I hereby announce the naming of the Daniel Rosen memorial birthday cake:

    2 cups ground hazelnuts
    1 cup walnut oil
    1 cup milk
    6 eggs
    1 cup high fructose corn syrup

    Mix all ingredients and pour into 9" baking dish. Using a pair of spoons, alternately use right and left hands to shove the concoction down your throat. Continue until bowl is mostly empty, then put down the spoons and lick the remainder clean.

    Serves to kill

  2. Aptly, the Daniel Rosen memorial birthday cake would literally kill him.


    1. Oh, yeah, I should have included allergy information.

      Well, whatever.

  3. Here are your chairs:{keyword}&mr:adType=pla&mr:ad=18259771902&mr:keyword={keyword}&mr:match={matchtype}&mr:filter=43791992982&gclid=CJuU1POok7MCFQJx4AodkGsAjg

    and your hats:

  4. It would be nice in 150 years to have a great-great-great-great grandson named after you. Give or take a few greats.


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