I'm usually not one to make fun using the scatological references but this just seems like too much fun to pass up.
And play along if you'd like.
Constapatient -- the person suffering or someone who doesn't mind waiting to go
Constapainful -- when not going hurts
Constapacing -- wandering around waiting
Constaflation -- the price we pay for going gets higher and higher
Constavation -- saving it up for the future
Constapashun -- no one wants to be around someone who can't go
Constapalin -- waiting for a female VP
Constapaper -- sitting, waiting, reading