Because I have some time off from school and have been hanging around with family, my thoughts have been wonderfully bizarre. Today, I would like to address the elephant-sized mass in the room, elephantiasis.
As is well know, elephantiasis is a condition in which a human's pieces, and sometimes bits, swell to the side of an elephant and they insist on calling their teeth "tusks."
The classic case impacts a man's private areas, and is best represented by Da Vinci's "Vitruvian man with elephantiasis."
[that was my image -- this one was made by ChatGPT, while Gemini refused to cooperate
First, a question --
Would you say that this guy has humantiasis? How about this guy?
or even
The famous guy who had this condition was known as the Elephant Man. This was a stolen title, as that was already taken by Babar.
and this unretouched actual real life I mean it photo of Babar
And then there's this guy who clearly has elephantiasis of the heart
So please, won't you donate something to someone so that we don't have to worry about turning into elephants, part by part, and they won't have to worry about turning into people.
Bless.
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