Tuesday, June 7, 2011

true stories of the highway patrol

These really happened:

1. I was explaining to my students about writing the essay on their final. I told them to make sure to define their terms. A student asked (with no irony or sarcasm) "what do you mean by 'define'?"

2. the wife just asked daughter #2 to come help and pull out a gray hair. The child said "Which one? There are a whole bunch."

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