False Flags

 Yes, another football post but before you skip it, realize that if I'm right, you could have gotten in on the ground floor. And what do you lose if I'm wrong? Nothing, right? So please send me like 10 bucks so that if you are wrong, you have lost something.

First, an apology. This post will be exploring adult themes and use language that will be relevant to those themes. I must use said racy words and phrases to illustrate the specific point I will be making. Now, on with the show:

The commentators read from their scripts not just in terms of the ebb and flow of the story line and the progress of the plot but in order to inject into our collective subconsciousnesseseses an acceptance of certain ideas. The massive number of football terms that are military in origin desensitizes us to the violence and we support the military complex because it connects to the glorification of the jocks, video games and the romantic notion of representing the home team and coming back from war. The other set of phrases is attempting to realign our thinking to accept erectile dysfunction as a perfectly normal condition. This will reassure the vast number of silent sufferers that they are not alone nor do they need to be embarrassed so they will be motivated to speak with their medical professional who will prescribe certain medicines. The resultant increase in demand will drive prices higher and stock values through the roof. No doubt the pharmaceutical companies, the military and the NFL will be rolling in the resultant dough.

The use of words and phrases like "penetration" (I heard the play by play guy last night speak about a running back who was good at "exploiting the smallest hole" and then said that the guy "has a bright future coming on"), the backfield, premature release, soft cover, wishBone offense and more -- there must be an agenda at work, and also at home here. Like, wherever!

During the commercial, I was told to "download the dick zap" (the uninitiated might think it was "the Dick's App" for the sporting goods chain, but who would download an app for a sporting goods store?)